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"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"I'm after the history section."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

This is where Brent council sends you

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

I Scream

'It's to help the hard of knowing!'

The kinder, gentler Grim Reaper

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"