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"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

This is where Brent council sends you

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

'It's to help the hard of knowing!'