Politically Astute Mugs

Target Constituency

"Getting In Touch With Your Inner Dictator"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Count on the People

Autocensure

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Afghanistan intervention.

How Do You Take Your Evil?

Woke and wonderful

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Commie Chef.

Campaign 2010.

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'

The Fiscal Cliff.

"Welcome to your local polling place..."

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

Excerpts from the Comey Memos

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

'Save the NHS.' - 'Who from?'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

Poison Pill Legislation

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

'Ah, but when I made my campaign promises, I didn't say 'Simon says'!'