Political Wonk Pillows

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Gridlock Park

"Now that the election's over I wonder what happens next?"

Lobbyists gone wild.

'We're studying the fight between the red & blue states.'

Now we're starting to stink up the place!

'Zero progress on government gridlock reform. . . but my last attack ad, blaming the rival party, went viral.'

Mitt Romney for president of happily married Christians that are in this country legally (and many others).

"The key to my popularity is name recognition."

"These hands are made for gropin' and that's what they'll do! If I think your pretty, I'll grope all over YOU!"

2020 Presidential Race

News Items: political ad calls exempt from 'do not call' list

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

E.U. Banking Union.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Obama Healthcare.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'