Political Theory Think-tank T-Shirts

Plato

Pretty Flowers

Light Bulb Moment

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Bright idea

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"It's o.k., come on out."

Stephen Spender.

Archival Warfare

George Orwell

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Detention Center

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The New World Order

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

The Child and the Tank

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Who's the Rogue State?

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

The Economy of Ideas