Political Spectrum Explorer Pillows

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Meet the Enemy

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

A little different

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

McNHS

Austerity Egg Hunt.