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Milk carton - 'Have you seen me? I'm the man you thought you elected to office'.

I'm not going to vote because there aren't any televised debates. What? Debates are pretty much the only good thing about election season. You get to watch the politicians hate each other in person. And you get to watch the panic in their eyes when they mess up an answer and realize they've just ruined their entire political career. If they're not gonna bother entertaining me, why should I bother giving them my vote? I love casting ballots. Any opportunity to flex is worthwhile.

"And we'll come back to the tally room as soon as we can find another defeated politician choking back tears of self-pity!"

Obama and the cliff.

"As a Guardianista you should know there's free speech for me and no platform for you!"

GOP elephant gets crushed by Obamacare

Pauline Hanson's One NRA

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trump

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

British Prime Minister

Armageddon

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street