Political Sleuth Mugs

Robert Mueller

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

School of journalism and politics.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"I've closed my eyes so that issue no longer exists. Move on to the next question news media folks."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

The News. Editor. Cough! Cough! That dry cough starts every time he makes a call. The editor is a "phone hacker"!

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

Amnesty for Embezzlers

'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'

Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.

Ok, who wants to break the story ofmy retirement as you journalism teacher, and who wants to be the anonymous source?

Barnaby is enrolled

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

"If they tax the rich, say goodbye to 'trickle down' to the poor."

'If I see one more quote from a source not wanting to be identified, I'm canning our company newsletter.'

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

Political Journalism

'Jump, it's a quiet news day.'

How the LA Times Fired Me for the LAPD (Part 1 of 3)

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"