Political Science Nerd Pillows

"Oh, I do listen to the voice of the people, filtered of course, through my corporate donors."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'The recession is over, again.'

Harry S. Truman

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Pollster

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

Trumpism Monster

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Arrest Them Later

EU - Constitution

Transgender Bathroom Debate

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Victim of Sequestration!

"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."

No Prison is big enough for William Tweed

Trump's time is running out

Weapons Ban

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

"Your first summit?"

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Defense Spending.

"I've been unemployed longer than I can remember."

Uncle Sam Cutting USAID Strings From Fingers

Settlement of the Alabama Claims

"You've recorded every one of the referendum debates, how exciting!"