Political Puppet Master Mugs

Disraeli Becomes Chancellor of the Exchequer and Leader of the Commons

Jaroslaw Kaczynski

British savings accounts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."