Political Pup Fan Prints

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Fashion Week"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

News remote

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Greek Crisis

Bipartisan.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Biden Wins

Impeachment Chapter III

"Enough with the drama."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'