Political Pup Fan Prints

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

News remote

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Chasebook for Dogs

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Bipartisan.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Greek Crisis

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Biden Wins

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

Impeachment Chapter III

"Enough with the drama."