Political Pundit Humor Prints

"Haven't you watched the news lately? There's no way to run out of sermon topics anymore!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

UK/US Free Trade Deal

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

CEO du Jour

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Where does it all end up?

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.