Political Pundit Humor Prints

"Haven't you watched the news lately? There's no way to run out of sermon topics anymore!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Reagacentennial

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

CEO du Jour

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Where does it all end up?