Political Ponderers Mugs

Guide For Children.

"Maybe we should start seeing other fiscal conservatives with social consciences."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

Obliviotocracy

'What's the number to ring to register my 'don't know' vote?'

Old man talking about how his attitude to politics has changed with age

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

G7 Summit Concern

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Roe v. Wade

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Ten Commandments

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Do Guns Kill?

Sybil Obama

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

We Used to Build Things

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.