Political Nerds Gifts

No Prison is big enough for William Tweed

Turkish Democracy

'The recession is over, again.'

Harry S. Truman

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Pollster

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Moral Bankruptcy Court

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

Transgender Bathroom Debate

EU - Constitution

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Victim of Sequestration!

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."

"Oh, I do listen to the voice of the people, filtered of course, through my corporate donors."

2020 Presidential Race

Weapons Ban

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

Defense Spending.

Uncle Sam Cutting USAID Strings From Fingers

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Settlement of the Alabama Claims

Uncle Sam Stuck in the Hole of the Afghan War.