Political Movie Buff T-Shirts

"Omigod. You're backpedalling."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

CIA report

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I'm the bad guy..."