Political Meme Connoisseur Gifts

Now You're Talking

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Archival Warfare

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Prostate: 51st State

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Totalitarian Humour

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"How is it in Russia?"

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

What Could Go Wrong?

Prison Ships

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Donald Trump

Obama ready for another war