Political Leader Pillows

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

"Some of my subjects are saying that I am power hungry. Have them beheaded."

"I've been thinking about the flat tax and how it would inflict hardship on the poor, and I can live with that."

Mitch McConnell

'You're kidding! Your leader is a male!'

'Absolute power is a tricky thing, Son ? you've got to use it or lose it.'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

"I can do whatever I want - I come from a safe district."

"In my plan, the atomic bomb is only used for emphasis."

"I'm not running for reelection. I already have enough material for my book."

Women Possibilities

Keep her steady!

Following the leader

"...and will to the best of my ability, which is terrific ability, by the way. Everyone agrees, I have fantastic ability. So there's no problem with my ability, believe me..."

New World Orders

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."

"When have I ever breathed freely?"

Global village

Gordon Brown.

Merkel's shadow.

"Just the usual stuff - 17 bills and half a dozen death threats."

Angela Merkel

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

COP26

Coronavirus

"Stop, save your great muscles from this exhausting handwork and take a break to make enough ammunition for your genius Kalashnikov!"

"It's Al Gore."

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

"It's not you, Grover. It's me."

"Very Presidential."

"How about 'No new taxes after these new taxes'?"