Political Landscape Navigator Mugs

"Head down this road 'bout three miles, turn right onto Route 12A, take that until you see a barn with a 'Trump' sign on it. At the foreclosure sign, make a left..."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

Confirmation Bias

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

A little different

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

McNHS

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

JC Yomp & Assocites: Semi-professional SCAPEGOATS...24 hr daily.

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

The polling station