Political Jugglers Prints

So far, boys and girls, this President job is one heck of a balancing act!

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

The boss and her baby

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

The Russian Circus

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"Too many tabs open."

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"I'd like to avoid a costly and embarrassing trial but I could use the media exposure."

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Merkel & Europe

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

EXEC ORDER

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Liberal me meets conservative me!

Creative Lawyers: Our Rates - Justice $300 per hour/Appearance of Justice $1000 per hour.

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

'I know it's not raining. A lot of my ex-clients have a tendency to spit at me.'

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."