Political Hopeful Prints

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'I just hope this doesn't jeopardize my political career.'

"Some day I'll be president of the United States."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

America's Biggest Export...

'She'll be back!!!'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Drinks cabinet meeting

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

The Raid

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'