Political Geek Mugs

"Your first summit?"

Bolton versus Trump

"Good boy."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Tariffs"

Ukraine Crisis

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"We've been cancelled."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Pollster

Tree of Public Opinion.

Kim-Putin Summit

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Barak Obama on the Globe

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

The Syrian Knot

"We offer higher pay if you're willing to work at one of our offices that's in range of a North Korean ICBM."

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

"Hello!... Putin..."

Be the Lame Change You Seek

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

Donald Trump Kissing Russian Flag While Farting At American Flag