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Trump Campaign Funding

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Schengen

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Welcome to the future"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Nation-building never works."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The day the stock market went UP.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Good boy."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

British savings accounts