Political Family Buff Prints

'Brace yourself -- You're related to Bill Clinton by blood, and two of your cousins were once married to Rudy Giuliani.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Very Presidential."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Pecking order.

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September