Political Expert Pillows

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Schengen

"Good boy."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Welcome to the future"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Flags

Torturing the English Language

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Pretty Flowers

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Oligarchy

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."