Political Ethics Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm a pol who's addicted to the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Trump pardons

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

DUNVOTIN

The Russian Election.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black