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'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bigot Spigot

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"You should run for president."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Corporate person hood!