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'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bigot Spigot

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"You should run for president."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Who's the Rogue State?

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

The Last Republican in America

Wage Slavery

Corporate person hood!

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer