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Tired of long-winded pundits overanalyzing the news? Your days of boring news talk shows are behind you! Welcome CNM viewers to a sizzling new concept in talk shows: No you are! I'm Brit Johnson, your host. Today's first topic, Health Care Reform. Joining me from the left, Damon Silver. From the right, Paula Doyle. Damon, your thoughts? It's complicated but I'll tell you what's obvious. Paula's all wrong. She's a decent person, but when it comes to health care, she's an idiot. No you are! No you

"Sure, the economy crashed on our watch. But that's because the Democrats wouldn't let us deregulate big business enough!"

"I'm ready if you are."

"Sure the 1st amendment gives you the right to say whatever you want...but the 2nd gives me the tools to blow your brains out if I happen to disagree."

"That's our M.P., you can guess where he stands on Brexit."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'