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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

Politically correct chess: grey to move.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Non discrimination to Vampires

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Politically Correct Snowperson