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"I'm thinking of standing for the county council. But will they stand for you?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

'When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate, and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into...'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'