Political Art Collector Gifts

The Grim map of Iraq.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Reagacentennial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Trump Poutine

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

US and the EU

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Egyptian Football

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

EU: Behind the scenes.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Sybil Obama

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie