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Political Analyst At Heart Mugs
Start their day with a splash of wit—our political analyst-themed mugs are perfect for daily briefings, debates, or coffee breaks. Funny, clever, and full of character.
Schengen
"You're fired."
"Welcome to the future"
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
They're Not Just That Into It
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Pretty Flowers
Torturing the English Language
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
Neo-International Law
UK border controls relaxed.
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
Oligarchy
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Away with the warmonger!"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Trump! The Musical
What's normal?
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Political Analyst At Heart Mugs Collection
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