Policy Reformers Pillows

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

"So we're agreed that there is no need to change our recruitment policies."

"We did all we could for him, Mrs. Donnely... unfortunately, his insurance gave out!"

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?

Earth stove

Minority Report