Policy Poker T-Shirts

"Hey, Mr. Tax Bill. How do you become a law anyway?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Pre-Old Blues

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

survival of the fittest

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Leftie Trump

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'Europe a fortress? What are you talking about?! Can't you see - the door's wide open!'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'