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Election Policies

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Obama Healthcare.

Think Tank

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'What I have to do first?!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Rock and a Hard Place

"Tariffs"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.