Policy Navigator Prints

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

Controversial Boxes

The Third way

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Jennifer Roberts compromises on non-discrimination ordinance.

Your unemploment insurance is running out

Barroso.

"No, it won't pay for that either."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

Worthless B*****ds

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

Confirmation Bias

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

McNHS