Policy Mocker Pillows

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Russia Money Laundering

Think Tank

Economy

Earth stove

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The recession is over, again.'

Minority Report

Obama Healthcare.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"