Policy Discussion T-Shirts

'Your medical problems are more complicated than I thought. I am going to refer you to another doctor, who has more medical insurance than I have.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Having undertaken a lengthy and comprehensive review of the issues surrounding the lack of progress in implementing the policy in question...'

"Remember the good old days when all the economy needed was a little fine-tuning?"

'I couldn't afford the Bronze, Silver, or Gold health plan of the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"The good news is that medication could save your life. The bad news is you can't afford it."

"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Immigration Bill.

"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."

"Fortunately with the Government's new simplified pension scheme it's much easier to work out that you're going to have to work until 108 before retiring in abject poverty!"

"Hmm...I've looked all over the internet and not one call to ban airsoft pistols..."

New agricultural labour rules threaten teen jobs.

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Our health plan is for you to go to the emergency room and let the taxpayers foot the bill."

Heroin Addicts Ahead

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

MARGARITAS $6.50, 'Maybe we SHOULD rethink our immigration policy.

When Harry Met Louise

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Are you SURE this isn't a pre-existing condition?'

'50% of respondents say yes, 40% say no, and 35% are undecided about whether citizens need to be better in Maths.'

"This 'No Child Left Behind' is killing my back."

"Bush asked us not to gloat."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."