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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
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Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
They're Not Just That Into It
Flags
Torturing the English Language
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
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Trump pardons
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
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A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
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