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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Verbal Orders

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'My opponent hates cats.'

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

Global warming debate.

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Adios "Mexico"!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

The partisan cafe

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."