Police Comics Mugs

'Looks like an inside job to me, Sarge.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

The hostage rescue team

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Waking the Dead.

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

'He's gonna break any moment now. They're using the old 'good hop, bad hop' routine.'

"Spill the beans, wise guy! Don't make me bring in McTavish!"

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'It was awfully good of you to let him go - but that's not how the good cop, bad cop routine works.'

'Just showing him how much taller he needs to be to join your lot!'

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."

'Can't we put this behind us and move on?'

"I never leave a witness who might describe me to police as being short."

Road Closed Due To Skid Risk

'It's not fair. The Fed pays people good salaries for doing the same thing.'

Bears in a line-up

"You have no 401 K, …. and you call yourself a career criminal?"

Eavesdropping on the ant world. . .