Pole Vaulting Critic T-Shirts

"I have a real dislike for polevaulters!"

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

A man carves a totem pole

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Polevault envy'.

'This is just the warm up.'

'We couldn't find the air cushion...'

Pole Jumping Collision

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

North Pole Dances

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

Inconvenient glass of water.