Poker-playing Professional Mugs

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

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