Poker-playing Professional Mugs

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

Dog in casino.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!