Poker Face-off Mugs

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Worm Bed