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"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'He was a great writer'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Henrik Ibsen,

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'Love me little, love me long.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Voltaire

You made me love you.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Mother Goose's Haiku

The unknown war poet.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."