Podium Stander Pillows

Jungle Games

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Champions biting their medals

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Bahrain F1

Champion.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

Gymnastic Winner.

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

"What's next?"

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'