Podium Seeker Prints

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Boom

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

First Prize!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Champions biting their medals

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

Loser's Podium.

Arcade Game Baseball.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Carbon Dating Agency

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Bahrain F1

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

Skiers

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'