Podium Pro Prints

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"You're drinking my flop sweat."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

Jungle Games

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Loser's Podium.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Champion.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Bahrain F1

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Gymnastic Winner.

"What's next?"

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Even up