Podium Pounder Mugs

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

First Prize!

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Champions biting their medals

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Bahrain F1

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Weight and Fortune.

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

"What's next?"

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

Even up

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'