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"Christmas pudcast"

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Multi-Tasking

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'