Pocket Money Strategist Pillows

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'No, Dustin, you may not have your allowance in euros.'

100 Days Without Allowance Raise

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Wait a second... you've been homeschooled for months! Why am I still giving you lunch money?'

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"It failed the stress test."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'