Pocket Change Analyst Mugs

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Dispute over pocket money

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

The first marsupial.

"Let's begin with an x-ray of your portfolio."

Hip Pocket Editions

Dadonomics

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"